I'm a salty bitch and recovering baby addict who writes about momming, pregnancy, and pop parenting. I've been featured on Pregnant Chicken, Monterey Bay Parent, No One Talks About it, Frazzled, The Narrative Collective, Slackjaw, and Modern Women. I'm also an occasional baby-names writer on Nameberry.

I have six trophy children and a flatulent-yet-awesome husband. Parenting humor = a survival skill.

My favorite child is my parenting-humor publication, Sweary Mommy.

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