I'm a salty bitch and recovering baby addict who writes about pregnancy, parenting, and modern femininity. I live with bipolar I and a rare inherited neuroendocrine cancer.

My work has been featured on Pregnant Chicken, Monterey Bay Parent, Frazzled, and Slackjaw Humor. I'm also an occasional baby-names writer on Nameberry and essayist-in-syndication on YourTango.

My six kids, Medium publication, and flatulent trophy husband keep me busy. However, you can reach me at swearymommy@lindyvogel.com. Or, send me a DM that does NOT contain images or descriptions of your penis.

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