Lindy Vogel
May 7, 2024

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Lol. You'll have to keep me posted on what she says (or how long it takes her to stop laughing). Hey, at least you're not doing what my kids do with peanut M&ms, which is eat the chocolate coating off and leave the peanuts on the couch.

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Lindy Vogel

Salty bitch, mom of six. Founder of Sweary Mommy. Failed model. Essayist and humorist. Words in Monterey Bay Parent, Pregnant Chicken, Slackjaw, & Nameberry.