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…owledge that your kid doesn’t actually hate you; they just act like they hate you most of the time. It’s kind of like the message in an early draft of that song from Lion King: “Can you feel the love sometimes on Saturday if you made lasagna.” Elton John obviously gets it. And, with this helpful list, so can you!

The Real Reasons Your Kid Hates You
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Lindy Vogel

Written by Lindy Vogel

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Salty bitch, mom of six. Founder of Sweary Mommy. Failed model. Essayist and humorist. Words in YourTango, Pregnant Chicken, Monterey Bay Parent, & Nameberry.

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