Write for Sweary Mommy; all the cool kids are doin’ it. — Are you a parent — of humans, pets, sentient LEGO men, and/or plants? And/or are you Kristine Laco? Write something for my pub, please. Teachers, caregivers of all stripes, and grandparents are welcome, too. ORIGIN STORY: This pub was created because a lot of people have Kool-Aid Manned out of…